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Created: 2008-09-04 03:09
Updated: 2017-03-17 07:40

README.md

Formal language expander with language files from TheSpark's BoneEasy (TM) Pickup Line Generator.

Sample output:

ruby expand.rb -100 < bone-easy.txt
Honeybuns, you make me want to want to verbally hump myself.
Is there a mirror in your hand? Because I can definitely see my yacht in there.
My jimmy, your neck and a whole lotta illegal sucking.
Call me a man-eater, but what is a classy place like this doing around a girl like you?
What's your sign? Hope it's not ugly.
Don't take this the wrong way, but I'd like to painfully pleasure your face.
Would you like to dance, or should I go hold myself?
Hey, I'm drunk.
You've got sucker written all over you.
I know you get this a lot, but I saw your picture in the dictionary today...next to the word pervert.
Feel my little winky, gorgeous.
You've got pleaser written all over you.
Don't take this the wrong way, but may I end this sentence by consulting your butt?
Hot stuff, shall we go back to my place and hump ourselves?
My buns, your face and a whole lotta humping.
Don't take this the wrong way, but you look just like a slut.
Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your crack.
Darling, has anyone ever told you that I saw your picture in the dictionary today...next to the word teenager?
I know you get this a lot, but I'm so lonely.
Don't be a psycho bitch, hot stuff, may I end this sentence by verbally vigorously sucking your butt?
I know you get this a lot, but what is a classy place like this doing around a girl like you?
You slut, what is a classy place like this doing around a girl like you?
Don't be a whore, darling, if my eyes is sexy, will you screw me?
Don't take this the wrong way, but you must be Jamaican, because Jamaican my scabs swoon.
Come on, you bitch, don't hate me for sexually cuddling your eyebrows.
Call me a midget, but what's a angel like you doing in a hospital like this?
My wart, your beaver and a whole lotta sexy sucking.
What is a classy place like this doing around a girl like you?
Let's not split hairs here, you have the prettiest crack.
Feel my toothbrush, whatever-your-name-is.
What is a classy place like this doing around a girl like you?
My sock, your navel and a whole lotta screwing.
Hey, you make me want to burn.
Do you have a name, or just the mumps, darling?
You'll do.
Forgive me if this is the booze talking, but, is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
Stand back gorgeous, I'm totally about to get my sock on.
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my poodle taking off?
What's your sign? Hope it's not ugly.
Don't take this the wrong way, but do you have a name, or just bad eyesight, you slut?
Don't be a sex worker, sweetheart, do you have a name, or just the mumps, you bitch?
That dress looks good on you, but it'd look even better on my forehead.
Could you do my donuts and tell me if you think they're smelly?
Don't make me come over there.
Forgive me if this is the booze talking, but, I have never found the navel of someone like you.
You're the dirtiest sugar plum I've ever set my poodle on.
What's your sign? Hope it's not crabs.
Call me a low-life, but you look just like a minister.
Sweetheart, may I end this sentence by massaging your ear?
Forgive me if this is the booze talking, but, I'm here for the squeezed  inner child convention. That is my business.
Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.
Do you have a name, or just leprosy, baby?
My eyes, your soul and a whole lotta screwing.
I know you get this a lot, but what is a classy place like this doing around a girl like you?
Has anyone ever told you that you're softer than a vision of perfection?
My loins, your beaver and a whole lotta jerking.
Come back! I'm screwing my anus.
Call me a jail-bait, but if I told you you had a horny crack, would you hold it against me?
What's your sign? Hope it's not deadly.
I'm sucking my eyes.
I'm dying, whatever-your-name-is, so please squeeze me just a little while.
You've got just kissed written all over you.
May I end this sentence by sucking your butt?
Ignore the rumors! Your thigh isn't so bad, but your breast needs work.
Call me a twat, but where do those eyes of yours end?
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put my jimmy and your breasts together.
Are you incredibly enormous, or is it just that you have the hots for my heart?
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican my wart spin.
You look just like a sex worker.
Don't be a minister, baby, if my hand is sticky, will you hold me?
Are your donuts tired? Because they've been running through my mind all day.
You look like a monkey I knew in the Ukraine.
You're the tenderest single supermodel I've ever set my lips on.
Are your armpits tired? Because they've been running through my mind all day.
Forgive me if this is the booze talking, but, I'm drunk.
You bitch, you make me want to tingle.
Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your arms.
If I told you you had a perverted ass, would you hold it against me?
Call me a low-life, but you look just like a teenager.
Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your thighs.
You make me want to rock.
Shall we go back to my mosque and do ourselves?
Where do those crazy thighs of yours end?
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my nipples taking off?
What's your sign? Hope it's not ugly.
If I told you you had a radiant inner child, would you hold it against me?
Stand back hot stuff, I'm totally about to get my jiggy on.
Come on, whatever-your-name-is, don't hate me for humping your face.
Ignore the rumors, you must be Jamaican, because Jamaican my nuts lonely.
Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your mind.
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put my heart and your thighs together.
Call me a twat, but you look like a minister I knew in Arkansas.
I have never licked the mind of someone like you.
You look like a midget I knew in Arkansas.
I knew right away that my tongue and your slot could be best friends.
Damn, you make me want to swell.
Come back! I'm slinging my loins.
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put my wart and your eyes together.
You're the best fairy I've ever set my eyes on.
Let's not split hairs here! Your soul isn't so bad, but your heart needs work.
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